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To my new friend !



God must have known there would be times
We'd need a word of cheer,
Someone to praise a triumph
Or brush away a tear.

He must have known we'd need to share
The joy of "little things"
In order to appreciate
The happiness life brings.

I think He knew our troubled hearts
Would sometimes throb with pain,
At trials and misfortunes,
Or goals we can't attain.

He knew we'd need the comfort
Of an understanding heart
To give us strength and courage
To make a fresh, new start.

He knew we'd need companionship,
Unselfish... lasting... true,
And so God answered the heart's great need
With cherished friend... like you!

Dedicate this to my new idiotic friend :)

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அப்பாவிற்காக !!




நான் பிறந்த நொடியில்
மனம் நிம்மதியில் பூரிப்பு
அடைந்தால் என் அன்னை.
என் தந்தையோ !
அடுத்த நொடியில் இருந்து
அவருக்கான வாழ்க்கையை விட்டுவிட்டு
எனக்கு என்று வாழ தொடங்கினர்
அவருக்கான
பிடித்தது பிடிக்காதது எல்லாம்
மறைத்து கொண்டு
எனக்கு பிடித்தது, பிடிக்காதது எல்லாம்
அவருக்கு ஆனாது
எத்தனையோ
சந்தர்ப்பங்களில் உங்களை
நான் பார்த்து வியந்து இருக்கிறேன்.
இருந்தும் உங்கள் மீது ஒரு சிறிய கோபம்
உண்டு
ஆம்!!
சிறிய வயதில் அன்னையின் கை பிடித்து
நடை பழகிய பொழுதில்
தடுக்கி விழுந்து இருக்கிறேன்
அப்பொழுதில் எல்லாம் அன்னை கை
மட்டுமே
தாங்கி பிடித்தது என்னை
பின் நடை பழகிய பின்னும்
நான் உங்கள் கை பிடித்து
நடத்தது இல்லை
ஏன் இந்த இடைவெளி ?
உங்கள் சந்தோஷங்களை மறைத்து கொண்டு
எங்கள் சந்தோஷங்கள்
உங்கள் சந்தோஷமாக மாற்றிகொண்டிர்கள்
எத்தனையோ வருடங்கள் ஓடிவிட்டன
உங்களுக்கும், எனக்கும் இருந்த இடைவெளியின்
அர்த்தம் எப்பொழுது
புரிந்து கொண்டேன்...
அந்த இடைவெளி தான் எனது
முன்னேற்றம் என்றும் ...
உங்கள் கை பிடித்து நடக்க
ஆசைபட்ட, நான்
உங்கள் கை பிடிக்க ஓடிவந்தது தான்
என் வாழ்கை என்றும்..!
இவ்வளவும் செய்த கடவுள்
என்னைப் பெண்ணாக பிறக்க செய்ததை
எண்ணி வருந்துகிறேன்
உங்களை விட்டு பிரிய வேண்டுமே என்று
அடுத்த பிறவியிளாவது
என்னை ஆணாக பிறக்க செய்து
உங்கள் இடைவெளியில் முன்னேற்றம்
அடைந்த என் வாழ்கையில்
நீங்கள் உங்கள் முதுமையில்
வாழ்ந்திட விரும்புகிறேன்.
என் மனமார்த்த சமர்ப்பணம் !
உங்கள் அன்பு மகளிடம் இருந்து !!
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Give me some title for this !!

You came into my life unexpectedly,
and everything took a turn for the better.
Your warm eyes, your laugh,
the sincere way you speak,
and the kindness you showed me,
all became a part of my life!!
As you unfolded yourself to me,
I discovered more and more beauty.
I have never seen so much
gentleness in one person.
Without even knowing it,
you were slowly making a place
for yourself in my heart....

It used to seem so hard at times
to feel so close in a relationship.
But it’s so easy to feel close to you.
I can’t tell you how nice that feels.
I realize now that I had never known
what it meant to be loved
until I was loved by you.:-)
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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !!

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message.

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.


Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for a while, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect .

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
(Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON

Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.

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Short Story -I

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs
on his Laptop, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River God.



The River God wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his Laptop in the river.

As usual, the God wanted to test his honesty. He showed him a watch and asked, "Is this your computer ?"



Disappointed by the God' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

He next showed him a pen and asked if that was his.


Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"

Finally, He came up with his own Laptop and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River God was happy with his honesty. He was about to give him all three items, but before he could make the offer, the engineer asked her,"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"

The River God, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers !". So saying, he disappeared with the Laptop!

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt . . ."BE UPDATED " :-)

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Some facts about girls !!

Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your shirt which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that you would get caught within the first couple of minutes.






Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care more than what you want them to and often that makes them question every 10-15 seconds about your wellness. If you are down with fever and you let your best friend who is a girl (quite funny to type) know, chances are that you'll end up answering the phone at least 20 times that day!

Childishness:

Almost everyone has some childishness in him/her. The famous quote "There is no point growing up if you cannot be a child at times" is an illustration of that fact. However, the proportion of girls I've observed to be childish is much higher than what I observed in guys!

Talking:

Even the most silent girl is highly talkative within her group. With guys a reserved guy is a reserved guy wherever he is but with girls, a reserved girl acts differently when she is with her friends and when she is in a larger gang.

Possessiveness:

I might be generalizing a bit too much here. But many girls are possessive about their friends and belongings! At least that is my observation.

Gossip:

A girl who stays at home knows much more than a guy who is hanging out most of the day!

Independently dependent:

Girls seem to depend on someone way too much either emotionally or personally but at the same time they easily switch preferences. Someone who was inevitable a couple of years back becomes a good friend today and a good contact tomorrow. At any point, a person who shows a lot of interest on her is always considered the best by a girl! Again, may be I'm generalizing... But that's something I observed out of my experiences.

Emotional handicap:

With the brain being locked in an emotional trap, girls usually end up taking decisions purely out of their heart which in most cases will not be correct. Ironically, even after realizing that they made a mistake, it is next to impossible for them to correct that.

Hypocrisy when it comes to guys:

Girls enjoy guys falling for them but many do not want to reveal that. A beautiful girl almost always confirms that the guys around her are interested in her through unnoticeable gestures. Guys however strong just start shaking at the sight of a beautiful girl staring at them and get caught. But a girl never reveals anything more than a smile at the corner of her lips... Gets hard for the guys to assess her pulse


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MY BELOVED BROTHER !!


On a lonely day, or cold windy night, I can find comfort just from thinking about U.


When I need words of wisdom, or just spend time together, I find this with U.


A good listener, a good friend, a wonderful father, son, and brother, U.


With him I feel safe and warm, he brings comfort to all whose heart he touches, love to those who have long forgot how to love, U.


We have spent tons of wonderful times together, moments I will cherish for the rest of my life; these times I shared with U.


They will be sure to bring tears of laughter and joy to those who care to share.


I don't know how I could survive in this world without knowing I have my U when I need a shoulder to cry, or words of encouragement.


It would be very lonely and cold without U.


I have always been able to trust and depend on his love and comfort, my friend.


I can only hope he knows how much he is loved by me and all he knows, my friend, my brother,I will love you forever!


This is dedicated to 3 important persons in ma lyf.


yeah,ma brothers :-)


They r the reason fer few wonderful moments in ma clg lyf.


first lemme tell abt
RAGHU ANNA,


Met for the first tym on sep4th,2008. First day of ma clg,Neva wanna miss him till the last day of ma life.He has been in ma side weneva i needed him.Very kind n caring fellow.Only reason fer ma existence in world now .No words to explain abt u bro ...:-)Thanks to orkut fer giving me such a wonderful bro .


2 person to meet was
CEEENI ANNA,







Ma lovable ,caring,stupid bro.To whom i can play,tease,scold.Met him on apr 13th,2009.Wen he came into ma lyf it was full of disasters.He made it into a wonderful garden.The person to whom i can share all ma secrets.A trust worth caring fellow.Ma friend,bro,dad,child,watelse hez not.knows the exact way to cheer me up weneva i'm down.Thanks to sriram fer introducing such a caring bro fer me :-)


Last but not the least
SRIRAM ANNA,




Ha Ha Ha no words to explain abt tis idiotic bro of mine.Met him on jun 23rd,2009 in clg regarding TGMC project.To be frank i dint lyk him fer 1st tym.God oly knows the reason fer tat.Even after tat v dint 've much contacts fer next few months.But once after starting our project v got close.Every small fights with him makes me still more close to him.Cant explain abt the tym i spent u bro.U simply rockon in ur way :-)




Evalo Tholla kuduthalum thanguranga evanga 3 perum romba nallavanga :'( :P
Lucky to 've them in ma lyf :-)
 
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